"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
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Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
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Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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