Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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