I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Randomize
