do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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