Just fell off a train. Bad.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
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Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
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You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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