So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Floor bacon is actually really good
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
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