They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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