SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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