Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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