Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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