Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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