I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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