I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
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I got head while on air force one - president Clinton
Lmmfao @ pork. You have the ability to make me laugh until I pee a little!!!
Motherfuckin snakes on a plane!
I jerked off to Slave Leia while watching Return of the Jedi. Han Solo would...well, truth be told, he's probably fucking sick of all the masturbation jokes at his expense.
I just watched The Fugitive tonight
GET OFF ON MY PLANE...
I laughed *while* peeing, but pork sword didn't *make* me pee. Great line though.