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  • I got head while on air force one - president Clinton

    Submitted by dmoney1234 on Nov 19, 12 at 3:31pm
  • Lmmfao @ pork. You have the ability to make me laugh until I pee a little!!!

    Submitted by yupno88 on Nov 19, 12 at 4:16pm
  • Motherfuckin snakes on a plane!

    Submitted by porksword on Nov 19, 12 at 3:37pm
  • I jerked off to Slave Leia while watching Return of the Jedi. Han Solo would...well, truth be told, he's probably fucking sick of all the masturbation jokes at his expense.

    Submitted by Croooooooooow on Nov 20, 12 at 3:31am
  • I just watched The Fugitive tonight

    Submitted by MyDixieNormus on Nov 19, 12 at 11:34pm

    Submitted by Micholder on Nov 19, 12 at 7:34pm
  • I laughed *while* peeing, but pork sword didn't *make* me pee. Great line though.

    Submitted by kin_in_in on Nov 19, 12 at 4:23pm