One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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