I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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