We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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