question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Randomize
