So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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