people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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