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Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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