I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
The feeling are messing with the penis
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
These tits shall not be calmed
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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