Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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