Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
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38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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