okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Randomize
