he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
We left an ass print on the piano.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Dicks are not precious.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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