haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
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I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
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I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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