He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
wow bdsm is so cute
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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