it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
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Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
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That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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