The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
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Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
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I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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