Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
i think i have herpe
just one?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
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