just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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