I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
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ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
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Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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