Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
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I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
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Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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