I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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