I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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