I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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