I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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