i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
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I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
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I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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