Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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