hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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