My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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