Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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