have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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