white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
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i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
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Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"