Did you just see the Batmobile???
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
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Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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