I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
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He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
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That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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