There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
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...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
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You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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