i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
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He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
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The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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