I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
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I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
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You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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