I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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