I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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