I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
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Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
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Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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