Already got asked if we're dating
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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