im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
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