i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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